|The Muppet Show|
|Production||October 18-21, 1977|
|Premiere|| UK: January 22, 1978|
US: January 23, 1978
|Releases|| Season Two|
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In preparation for guest star and famous ballet dancer Rudolf Nureyev, Sam the Eagle forces everyone to dress in tuxedos and act with dignity. But when Rudolf arrives in his street clothes, Sam thinks he's a vagrant and throws him out. Sam is similarly shocked when Rudolf dances Swine Lake with a giant female pig in a tutu. But Rudolf eventually dons a top hat and tails himself to perform a tap-dancing closing number.
- "Minuet in A Major"
- "La Ci Darem La Mano"
- "Swine Lake"
- UK Spot: "Something's Missing"
- Veterinarian's Hospital: Shakespeare Jokes
- "Baby, It's Cold Outside"
- "Clair de Lune"
- "Top Hat, White Tie and Tails"
- This episode is refered to in Jim Henson: The Works as a "key moment in season two, and in the entire history of the Muppets." News that Rudolph Nureyev -- the world's most famous ballet dancer -- would be appearing on the show "generated unprecedented press coverage and audience curiosity." By season three, the show would have no more trouble attracting guest stars.
|Cold Open: Scooter calls for guest star Rudolph Nureyev, but he's nowhere to be seen. "Uh-huh. I knew he was too smart to show up."|
|"The Muppet Show Theme": A green balloon comes out of Gonzo's trumpet, inflating mostly on its own. Gonzo bats it with his nose.|
| || Kermit the Frog wanders the backstage, noting how nice it looks while Scooter complains that he and Robin would rather not have to wear ties. Kermit asks where Robin is, and Scooter points out that he is underneath the hat in his hand, the only one Robin could find. Sam the Eagle arrives for an inspection, to ensure everything is well arranged for Rudolph Nureyev's arrival. He even examines Kermit's flippers and points out that Robin's hat is too big.
When Kermit leaves to introduce the show, Sam reminds him to do so with dignity. He then tells Robin how excited he is to have Rudolph Nureyev on the show, Nureyev being his "favorite opera singer."
|Sam finds Kermit's introduction to be less than dignified, and so stands behind him through his entire speech. It is here that Sam learns that Rudolph Nureyev is not an opera singer, but rather a ballet dancer. Sam decides, "Six of one, half dozen of another. Culture is culture." It is also here that Sam learns about the opening act...|
|Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem perform Boccherini's "Minuet in A Major." It is a nice, classy number to appease Sam. It is also a boring one to the band, and soon Animal starts to freak out. The group decides to add their own personal touch to the piece.|
| Appalled by the number, Sam is relieved to learn that Rudolph Nureyev was not around to hear it. An unidentified man arrives, announcing, "I'm here!" Sam responds, "Not for long you're not!" Assuming the man to be some "freak," Sam kicks him out of the theater.
Sam: "Who do these punk kids think they are?"
Kermit: "Well, that one thinks he's Rudolph Nureyev. In fact, that was Rudolph Nureyev."
|In an attempt to keep the tone of dignity and class going, Link Hogthrob and Miss Piggy sing "La Ci Darem La Mano" while trying to upstage each other. Their performance is halted by Sam, who pulls them up into the rafters with a giant magnet.|
|Backstage, Sam is so relieved to learn that Rudolph has forgiven him for kicking him out, that he embraces Kermit. Sam is only happy, however, until he learns the title of Rudolph's first ballet on the show: "Swine Lake."|
|Kermit explains that in "Swine Lake," a beautiful princess has been turned into a pig by the wicked magician Trichinosis. The handsome prince, as played by Rudolph Nureyev, has not heard of the change. The portion of this "classic ballet" has Rudolph discovering what has occured as he dances with the Ballerina Pig.|
|UK Spot: A Whatnot who is literally missing much from his life sings "Something's Missing." In the end, a female Whatnot joins him, making his life whole.|
|In a special Veterinarian's Hospital, Dr. Bob pays tribute to William Shakespeare. Upon discovering that the patient is a little "Hamlet," Nurse Janice suggests that things sound more like "Bacon."|
|Backstage, Miss Piggy is very excited for her upcoming duet with Kermit, certain that it will be a mature and passionate love duet. Kermit informs her that she will not be performing it with him, but with Rudolph Nureyev. Piggy immediately drops Kermit to find Rudolph, running the frog over in the process.|
|Robin makes the next introduction as Kermit is busy trying to get the spiked heel marks off his throat. And the hat's still too big.|
|Miss Piggy tries to seduce a reluctant Rudolph Nureyev as they sing "Baby, It's Cold Outside" in a steamroom. In the end, Piggy is left only with his towel and a Rudolph Nureyev-shaped hole in the wall.|
|Rowlf the Dog plays "Clair de Lune" with a few interruptions from Fozzie. First, Fozzie decides Rowlf needs a candelabra for his piano. Then he tries to light the candelabra, eventually destroying it and Rowlf's number.|
|Sam apologizes to Rudolph for all of the things that Kermit has "forced" Rudolph to do on the show. Rudolph protests, saying, "I wanted to do them. And it was fun!" Sam is shocked to hear it and even more shocked to see Rudolph dressed, not in a ballet costume, but in a tuxedo, all ready for his final number...|
|The Muppet cast joins a tap-dancing Rudolph, all of them decked out in top hats, white ties and tails, to sing "Top Hat, White Tie and Tails"... Naturally.|
| At the closing, Sam apologizes to Rudolph Nureyev.
Rudolph: "Sorry you threw me out?"
Sam: "No, sorry I ever let you back in!"
To end it, Rudolph tops Sam off with his top hat.
| Statler: "Now, wasn't that a cultural show?"
But Waldorf is asleep. Statler shrugs and joins him.
- Nickelodeon: Rowlf's act was cut.
- Kermit the Frog, Sam the Eagle, Miss Piggy, Scooter, Fozzie Bear, Statler and Waldorf, Rowlf, Janice, Dr. Teeth, Floyd Pepper, Animal, Zoot, Robin the Frog, Link Hogthrob, Ballerina Pig, Whatnots, Piglet
- Jim Henson as Kermit the Frog, Rowlf, Dr. Teeth, Link Hogthrob, and Waldorf
- Frank Oz as Sam the Eagle, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, and Animal
- Jerry Nelson as Floyd Pepper, Robin, Whatnots, and the Announcer
- Richard Hunt as Scooter, Janice, and Statler
- Dave Goelz as Gonzo, Zoot, and Nigel
- ↑ Jim Henson: The Works p. 90, 91, 101
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